Ronnie Barker's best lines from the BBC
The Two Ronnies: "On a packed show tonight, we'll be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who can no longer make ends meet"
Porridge: What have I learned, Mr Mackay? Three things. One - bide your time. Two - keep your nose clean. And three - don't let the bastards grind you down
The Two Ronnies: "The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He will now be known as the Lord of the Flies"
Doctor: I want you to fill one of those containers for me.
Fletcher (other side of the room): What, from 'ere?
Open All Hours: "Don't just crit there siticising!"
The Two Ronnies: "The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on."